2016 All Star Haps

Discussion in 'The Other 29' started by IWMB, Jul 11, 2016.

  1. IWMB
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    Sale gets the start. Cueto, not Arrieta, for the NL.
  2. Cheeses
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    hehHEH heh.............. .............
  3. IWMB
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    Watching the press conference, Sale just said he quit chewing the day Tony Gwynn died.

    :jb:
  4. y2chae
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    Had no idea he chewed
  5. skottyj
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    I can understand not knowing who Zack Duke is but you should know who Tony Gwynn is.
  6. IWMB
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    Quintana will pitch the 5th inning.

    Kluber, Hamels, & Sanchez 2 through 4
  7. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I get it but I think it's stupid that the AL will be the home team in the NL park.
  8. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Baseball by numbers. Gotta pitch em all.
  9. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I like how one pitcher can't play unless the game goes to extras.

    Making it for home field is so fucking dumb.
  10. Unregistered
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    Just waiting for Brad Brach to come in and DAZZLE US
  11. Mercy
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    Mercy Contrarian

    Does that mean he's going to gain a lot of weight?
  12. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Well, he's been dead awhile, so...
  13. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Unlikely, since Gwynn died 2 years ago.
  14. October
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    October Local Pessimist

    Fraze will win the home run derby.
  15. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Good to hear how serious FRAZE takes the HR derby.

    :wank:
  16. October
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    October Local Pessimist

    Fraze gonna lose in the first round.
  17. October
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    October Local Pessimist

    Nope. He's built for the derbys format.
  18. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Stanton is a beast, but he could flame out in the finals.
  19. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    :dugout:

    Makes the finals.
  20. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    That 0.190 6 HR 18 RBI second half is all but assured.
  21. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

  22. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    FRAZE may not catch Stanton.

    :andruw:
  23. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Oh, he'll rush and pull an oblique.
  24. Cheeses
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  25. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Already calls a TO.

    :alreadydead:
  26. CaptainBallz
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    What fucking channel is this bullshit on
  27. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Uh, ESPN?

    :trump:
  28. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Comes up short. Yep, hell yea he's a SOX man!
  29. Cheeses
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  30. CaptainBallz
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    oh, according to UVerse it's the All-Star Legend and Celebrity Softball Game

    :larry:
  31. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    You're right.

    :weebey:
  32. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Hey T-Mobile, why don't you work on your signal near the Cell so that when I'm trying to pull up the fucking Stubhub app in line to get scanned in, it actually works and I don't have to spend 20 minutes trying to get a fucking paper ticket at the media entrance instead?

    :devito:
  33. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Their spokesman was a real :fruit: too. Wonder if he was a model for a pokemon?
  34. IWMB
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    I never have any issues. Also, WhiteSoxWIFI is free and usually works near the gates.
  35. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    T-Mobile was eating all the dicks it could yesterday. Tried to pull up my ticket on Gmail and the Stubhub app, nothing doing. Didn't know about the SOX wi-fi thing doe.
  36. Stockdale4Veep
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    Most of Frazier's home runs were as limp dicked as the sox offense
  37. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Europeans call it wee fee.
  38. Stockdale4Veep
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  39. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    How many kilometers did Frazier's homers total, Adonis?
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  40. Stockdale4Veep
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    Stockdale4Veep Knows the Dewey Decimal System

    Same as the amount of dicks in your ass(uncircumcised)
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  41. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    So, zero?

    Thanks!
  42. Stockdale4Veep
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    Stockdale4Veep Knows the Dewey Decimal System

    Nah, you seem to fit the lifestyle of a twink
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  43. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I love me some Jamie Foxx
  44. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Married and don't have Pokemon Go on my phone and I'm the twink?

    Go flex in the mirror some more you fat fuck.
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  45. Cheeses
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  46. Stockdale4Veep
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    Married yet you seem to be obsessed with me and my fatness
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  47. Unregistered
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    Literally has nothing to play for until next HR Derby.
  48. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    I <3 veep
  49. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Can't hate this.
  50. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    :zo:

    Fat fuck defends his shit adequately.

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