2016 College Football Haps

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by IWMB, Sep 1, 2016.

  1. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I'm sure another school would gladly take their spot.
  2. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    The prosecutor apparently concluded that the chick lied based on video evidence. After the players agreed to stay 20 feet away from her and agreed not to sue her, she dropped her claim saying: “I’m glad this is over. This has never been about punishing anyone, I just wanted to feel safe. Because of this resolution that we came to, now I do.” But the university suspended them anyway?

    :thanksobama:
    Last edited: Dec 15, 2016
  3. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Ya know. For malfeasance!
  4. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Stoops played this POS for two years...

  5. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

    :repub:
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  6. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Holy shit! How does he not go to jail for that?

    Looks like maybe he side punched her head and her face bounced off the corner of that table. Nasty shit. They must have paid her off to keep her from pressing charges.
  7. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    This Minnesota shit is hilarious. Boycotting the Holiday Bowl because 10 of their players are involved in a sexual assault investigation and are suspended only to turn tail and "deciding" to play not 24 hours later. College Football is the absolute worst.
  8. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    To be fair, the incident was acknowledged and he was suspended an entire season. College football (and the NFL) lets suspected sexual assaulters stay on their rosters
  9. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Most schools would have kicked him off the team and dismissed him from the university altogether. Unless he can help you get to the playoff in the coming year that they were on schedule to do, that is.
  10. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Like Jameis Winston... you can rape someone and stay on the team if you are a national champion contender and a key player
  11. rustysurf83
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    rustysurf83 Cato Institute Shill

    It is going to be hilarious when Leach and WSU curb stomp the fuck out of them in this game.
  12. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Hopefully Jerry Kill isn't spazing out
  13. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    What the school is doing to those kids is crap, but my guess is the administration told the rest of the players that they would make their lives hell if they missed out on the bowl game payout.
  14. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    To recap, the chick in MN lied when she said she was gang raped. Everybody, including her, apparently acknowledges that she lied.
  15. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Yeah, the DA isn't pursuing charges because the sex was consensual.

    But all of the players are black, so football life lessons must be delivered.
  16. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    Evidence isn't part of the Title IX investigation process.
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  17. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    ESPN forgot to report on this. :shocker:
  18. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    New OC at Rutgers!
  19. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  20. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

  21. Cheeses
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  22. itsnotrequired
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    itsnotrequired Has Had Sex With His Wife At Least Thrice Can Post in Locked Threads

  23. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    PJ Fleck haps

    :zosodance:
  24. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Rhythmic Slapping in the Shower goes down.

    :andruw:
  25. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    :uh:
  26. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Musburger is a shithead. Just call the damn game, no one gives a shit about your opinion.

    He's always been one of my favorite national announcers, great voice, and is a really nice guy to boot (met him briefly at an IU basketball game I was doing radio for years back) but it's certainly starting to make sense why ESPN demoted him to SECN, between this and the Webb thing.
  27. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    It's Vern Lundquist or get the fuck out of here.
  28. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Who's Vern?

    /kittle'd

    But yea, "one of" doesn't put him ahead of Verne. Going to be very strange with him gone next year, but Nessler is quality.
  29. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Did you guys see Keith Jackson in the booth with Herbstreit and Fowler? Holy shit did he look old. Barely could hold a thought, too.
  30. IWMB
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    I missed it but they were discussing it on DP yesterday. Think I heard he's 88 now.
  31. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    He's lost a ton of weight and his voice barely sounds like his old self.

    Whole thing was

    :awkward:
  32. IWMB
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    I have so few memories of him. Feel like the Rose Bowl was the only game he was still doing by the time I started paying attention enough to know which announcers are which.

    :youngguy:
  33. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    He was the best at his peak.

    :jb:
  34. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Whoa, Nellie, let me tell you 'bout BO JACKSON!
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    :doublewide:
  35. Cheeses
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  36. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I will never forget this benefit for Jesse Jackson that I went to in the 80s when he introduced Joe Jackson, Jackson Browne and Michael Jackson. It was epic!
  37. IWMB
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    Looks like PJ Fleck is off to Minnesota.
  38. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Never heard of him
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  39. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Thought Clemson could give Alabama some fits today.

    :lenny:
  40. IWMB
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  41. Cheeses
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    Watson fumbles.

    :flop:
  42. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  43. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Pretty one-sided game so far.
  44. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Bama strips it and recovers. Clemson looks half asleep.
  45. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    17-14 now.

    :lenny:
  46. IWMB
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    This is going to end up a 4 and a half hour game.
  47. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Watson's lucky not to be in a wheelchair after that hit.
  48. Cheeses
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  49. IWMB
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  50. rustysurf83
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    rustysurf83 Cato Institute Shill

    Fairly convinced that the Bears will draft Watson after this game has me fairly convinced that he will never be a serviceable NFL starter.

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