2018 to be Hawk's last - Benetti Extended

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    Even better
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    More prize shelf and ice cream helmets!!1!!!

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    Short of Hawk having a grabber on air or something, I never thought I'd see him in the FB Trending section.

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    Good. Finally time to move on.
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    Did we ever find out what Wegner was doing?
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    Wonder what they'll do for him. He's gotta get a statue or something right?
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    Probably with a ceremony at some game in 2018
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    Alarm Clocks 2.0?
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    They're burying him in CF following his last scheduled game, from what I understand.
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    Benettii better have those mid-season Yaz stories ready..
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    I like Bennetti, mostly, but there's nothing gayer than when they come back from break and he's eyeing up the helmet sundae lovingly talking about the strawberries and hot fudge and shit.

    You know an old school dude like Hawk has never had a piece of sugar in his life and is perfectly content with a scotch and a Parliament menthol in the booth.
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    http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/no-cubs-no-harrelson-says-hell-never-go-back-to-wrigley/amp/

    Ken Harrelson will return to Fenway Park, where he played for the Red Sox in the 1967 World Series and where he broadcast a White Sox road game against the Red Sox for the last time Sunday.

    But he won’t — and make sure you get this on your calendar, Jason Benetti — go back to Wrigley Field.

    ‘‘Ever,’’ Harrelson said Sunday. ‘‘Fenway is just a special place. Look at this ballpark. The only [visiting clubhouse] worse is Wrigley Field — the two worst clubhouses in baseball for visiting players. I’ll tell you this much: I’ll never go back to Wrigley Field again.’’
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    Good ol fashioned Hawk trolling. He certainly knows how to be the heel.
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    I'll never forget in 2012, the 45 minutes it took to leave the park from the upper level and seeing Hawk walk by us down the ramp rolling a small piece of luggage. I'm sure he hates having to get to and from that press box with no elevator or escalator, let alone the press box itself.

    This was the game, Carrie Wood's last. Rios nearly blew it, dropping an easy liner in the 9th - can't believe it's scored a double here.


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    I really didn't realize Kerry Wood hung around that long... 2012 is at least 3-4 years longer than I would have guessed he played.
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    Don't forget he went to Cleveland and New York for a bit before the Cubs realized they just HAD to have him back.
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    Ricketts announced him at Cubs convention to huge applause, that was their big reveal in 2011. Bringing back a 34 year old relief pitcher.

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    Didn't the Sox offer more money?

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    Turned down $8.5 million at the end of his career. I get that he probably saved a lot of his money but man he must be really chugging down that Cubbie blue Kool Aid
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    And to go to a team that finished 40 games under .500. It's one thing if it's like "come back and win a title with us at a discount" or something.
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    Winning home run: :bacon:

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    He got another $3MM from them in '12, so really a loss of $5.5MM.
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    This was a fun watch



    haters can suck a fat one, Hawk rules
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    Angry Hawk is awesome

    Depressed Hawk blows - can't stand it when he goes silent

    :happyguy: Hawk usually means the SOX are good, so :happyguy:

    Also,

    :slam: appearance

    Still gives me chills
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    Tuned in the other night and Benetti was postulating about a churro filled with dippin dots. I like him, but kinda cringeworthy.
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    I like him too but in a different way. Bennetti is the nerdy good guy virgin friend and hawk is the crazy drunk laying pipe
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    He's hilarious in those videos he plays the players in N64 in, very much in a nerdy way
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    The Odd Couple. Team these guys up. Fuck Stone.
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    Stone is the man my boy
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    1 - Hawk
    2 - Benneti
    3 - Stone
    ....
    978 - Chuck Swirsky
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Really sucks no one has "Cum on Timo!" recorded anywhere.
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    I have a sound recording of that someplace.
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    Whatever happened to the hawk soundboard? One of the only good things (besides the arcade) to come out of this place
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    We need this. I've looked several times over the years and it's no place.
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    That didn't survive the migration.
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    Hold the fuck on. Watching the game tonight. Need to revise my list.

    1 - Hawk
    2- Benneti
    3 - Stone
    978 - Swirsk
    979 - Rowand.
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    Just flipped it on for a minute, he can't even read the promo.
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    I watched this last night, Angry Hawk was awesome.

    I turned it on yesterday, maybe around 2nd inning or so, Sox were up 1-0. I couldn't figure out the other dude and then I heard the other guy talking about catches in CF for the Phillies and blah blah blah. Anyway, I said is that Rowand? Wasn't really paying attention too much, but then saw on Bennetti's twitter that was indeed Rowand. Meh.
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    :greatstory:
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    Leave my guy Chips alone.

    :shithead:
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