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Discussion in 'The Other 29' started by IWMB, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Nobody warms up in the on deck circle, just like nobody coaches in the base coaching boxes.
  2. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    The pitcher should've beamed him.

    Seventeen times
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  3. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

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    You can definitely interpret that altering the playing field, moving the circle closer or further than the 37 feet they lay out from that imaginary line in violation of the rules :shrug:

    http://mlb.mlb.com/documents/0/4/0/224919040/2017_Official_Baseball_Rules_dbt69t59.pdf
  4. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    But is there a rule that you have to stand in it?
  5. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Make what you want of that :shrug:
  6. Iwritecode
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    Iwritecode Writing Code Again

    I wonder where he warmed up in his previous AB's and why the ump choose this particular one to complain about.
  7. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Davis probably just felt like making a scene in an 18-6 game.

    And if it's not an 18-6 game, I'm sure Beltre simply does what he's told. He's smart enough to know he'd be getting tossed for doing that.
  8. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

  9. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Causes, eh? Wonder how much MAGA gear we'll see

    :balelaff:
  10. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

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    So bad

    1) Black and red, really? It's like they couldn't decide whether they were going 80s or current

    Which leads me to

    2) Why are they using the 80s font on the hat but the current block print on the shirt?
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    Pick one, dummies. It's like New Era got told 1 thing and Majestic another

    3)
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    Same fucking thing
    :greatjob:
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  11. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Narvey
    Big Pelf

    :twitch:
  12. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

  13. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Tim Anderson = B. Moss
    Leury Garcia = the big black guy
    Adam Engel = Clarke
    Kevan Smith = Smith spelled stupidly to match his stupid 1st name
    James Shields = Player G
    Yolmer Sanchez = WTF?
    Derek Holland = Dutch
    Carlos Rodon = 'los

    :notes:
  14. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

  15. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    :wipehands:
  16. Unregistered
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Abreu's nickname is Bad Weather? No Big Hurt, that's for sure.
  17. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    So that means we all are going to have new 'Haps uniforms with nicknames on them?

    SHITHEAD
    52
  18. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    My WSIDT number was 52 in honor of Contreras.

    I'll take 10 this year.
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  19. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Too bad there isn't a custom jersey generator for these so we could make them and post them
  20. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I thought you took 52 cause it was the year you were born.
  21. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Stray cat runs onto field during Cardinals game. Bites and claws the grounds crew dude that snatched him up. Grounds crew guy lets it down when he gets back in the stadium and leaves to go to first aid. The ushers try and catch the cat but some fat chick grabs it and claims it was hers. Somehow security lets her take off with it, since St. Louis is apparently full of morons. The cat leaps away from fat chick and no one can find cat, who is named Rally Cat because Molina hit a grand slam right after the interruption of play.

    :greatjob:
  22. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    :morans:
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  23. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

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  24. IWMB
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  25. Ziggy
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    Ziggy I Can Get Laid in Germany

    That was as bad as Baba Booey's pitch in Shiti Field

  26. IWMB
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  27. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Typical tigers starting shit. Just an unlikeable team.
  28. chops
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    chops never met prope

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    Shut out 4 straight games, even the shittiest of Sox offenses was never that bad.
  30. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Shit!
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  31. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

  32. skottyj
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  33. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

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  34. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

  35. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Don't want him to succeed only because gay gentleman Boston fans think this is his first year in MLB
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  36. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    I want him to do well...but not too well. :shrug:
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  37. Unregistered
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    Yeah, he can go pound sand.
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  38. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    He'll go into the HoF in a Red Sox hat.
  39. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Well-Known Member

    Maybe the Sox will sign him back when he's a FA

    :biglaff:
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  40. s=D
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    s=D Message Board Historian

    That's my idea. Do it like the Cubs did with Jon Lester. the Red Sox reunited with Hanley Ramirez.
  41. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Ah, around MLB haps...
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  42. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Good Lord I'm an idiot.

    :ridiculous:
  43. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Mr. Upton to Houston
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  44. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    End of an era
  45. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Tigers trying to overtake the Sox?
  46. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Yes, it would appear the Tigers are trying to overtake the Sox....
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  47. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Indians have won 17 in a row. :notbad:
  48. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    18 straight for Cleveland.
  49. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Just overtook Houston for home field.
  50. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Meanwhile the Dodgers have lost 10 straight.

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