Bears Offseason Haps

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by whitesox901, Jan 1, 2017.

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    Bears should just pick up Tony Romo and get him that ring he deserves.
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    Speaking of, who has the best onion rings in Chicago?
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Talks with Stephon Gilmore have not been going well apparently.

    Fun Fact: 2016 INTs by the Bears secondary: 8. 2016 INTs by Gilmore: 5
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    If it's basically a 1 year deal it's whatever. If he sucks you just release him. But if $30 million is guaranteed. That's really dumb. Just the idea of paying Glennon more than Cutler and getting rid of Cutler is dumb in general though.
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    My guess is Kaaya, who apparently had a good combine, or Peterman, who they loved at the senior bowl, in the second round. They can parade that they've finally addressed the future of the position by bidding against themselves for scrap, and drafting a safe QB that goes along with the conservative HC - because the conservative offensive approach has always worked out so well for this franchise.

    On the plus side: Jamal Adams or Marshon Lattimore will look great.
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    So they did it, Glennon 3 years 43.5mm

    Fuck off Pace/Fox/Etc.

    :imout:
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    Basically a 1 year deal. Meh.

    The more disturbing thing is they aren't linked with any high profile FAs. None of the top CBs, they missed out on Wagner, Gilmore... they have about $70 million in cap space and need to spend most of it. Would like something to be excited over, and that's not Mike Glennon.

    And they are low balling Alshon. I'm fine with moving on from Alshon, but if you move on from him you need a backup plan. Like Pryor.
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    I actually heard a few callers on Mully and Hanley saying their excitement came from the unknown on now moving on from Cutler.
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    2-14 SEASON COMING UP!!!

    :soexcited:
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Bears sign Quintin Demps. Who had two less INTs last season than the entire Bears secondary.
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    * fewer

    /kittld
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    ** Public School
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    According to NFL Network's Ian Rapoport, the three-year contract is expected to pay Glennon an average of $14.5 million per season. Adam Schefter of ESPN added that the deal will include $19 million in guaranteed money.

    Per Spotrac, the deal would make Glennon the NFL's 23rd-highest-paid quarterback for the 2017 campaign.
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    Shitty Jay is released.

    Dave Kaplan thinks Glennon is a solid move.

    Why are these franchises so inept?
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    So it's basically a one-year deal with $4.5M next year to pay him to go away.

    That means we are taking a QB at 3. Trubisky haps?
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    :dmitri:
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    I doubt it. They'll still go defense at #3, and either trade up into the first to grab a QB or use the second round pick. Hell, they might even draft two QBs this year.
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    I'd guess QB in the second round. Bears also sign Texans S Quentin Demps :|
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Browns just grabbed Osweiler in a trade, so not likely they would draft Trubisky now
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    If the Browns covet any QB in this draft they have 4 picks in the top 52 to do it. I also don't think trading for Brock Osweiler means they still aren't going to draft a QB, even if it is Trubisky with the #1. The Browns have the most cap space of any team, and they have to deal with a salary floor. At the very least, the Browns reach the salary floor and have a bridge QB (in the same vain as Glennon), and they got an extra second round pick.
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    The Browns got a 2nd round pick out of that deal. They don't want Brock, they basically just agreed to pay Brock's salary this year to get a 2nd round pick. A great deal for them in a year they weren't going to win.
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    Yeah, that's a deal the Bears should have thought about making.
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    It looks like the Browns will simply release him too, or force him to take a pay cut.

    NFL contracts are a fucking joke.
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    Alshon is gone. Off to Philly, $14MM for 1 year.
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    I wouldn't say they are a joke... they just aren't guaranteed.
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    To the point that they are entirely meaningless. Osweiler signs a $72M contract and will never see a third of it. Ditto Glennon. They just inflate these numbers, but in reality, it's usually far less.

    That players union should be ashamed of itself.
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Wish we could release Dmitri
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    What an awful last 36 hours for Ryan Pace.
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    He is available to any interested bidder...do I hear a Luke's dipped beef sandwich?
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Third most money in cap space for a team coming off a 3 win season, and you low ball three of the four players you've been linked too for the past 2 weeks.

    Meanwhile, Alshon, who the Chicago media has made this big deal of him wanting to play in warmer weather, signs with Philly. Fucking clown shoes.
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    I like cutler but do we know if he will even be ready to start or if he can recover from what's considered a significant shoulder injury?
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    I wouldn't be surprised if he retires.
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  36. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Remember when we all agreed to give Pace time? Fuck that and fuck this team, this city, Virginia, Rahm, Trump, Dmitri, Kaplan and all gay gentlemen.
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    At least we have the SOX

    :cagelaff:
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    I didn't realize Cutler was sacked 251 times in 8 years
    :yeesh:
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    Feel like I should know this and will kick myself once told, but who is Dmitri?
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    One of :shithead:'s worst tags.

    :dmitri: there don't you see the AIDS on your screen?
  41. Stockdale4Veep
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    The heavy favor in the ToS
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    Who needs that when we have our own ZosoKarl basically doing the same thing?

    :zosodance:
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    Oh right.
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    I know I've said this on another board, but the Bears and Bulls are the same team. Patience and benefit of the doubt are earned not given. Until proven otherwise I always assume the :fagot: Bears and Bulls' front office people are completely fucktarded.
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    Need to have a wrestlemania event for worst tags.
    :dmitri: vs :zosodance: would be epic
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    Dmitri's robotic arm and hand movements can't be matched by mere Zosos.
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    Zoso looks like he's dancing to a jew tune
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    Leave it to Stockdale.

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