Bears Offseason Haps

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by whitesox901, Jan 1, 2017.

  1. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

  2. Ziggy
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    Ziggy I Can Get Laid in Germany

  3. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Did you read the article? It says he's going to be in the booth not pre and post game
  4. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    He had to have gotten offers to be a backup somewhere, I'm assuming he didn't want that
  5. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

  6. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

  7. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    #FakeNews
  8. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    That's some awful velocity on that ball.
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  9. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

  10. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

  11. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    He used to be good!
  12. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Probably won't play more games than White.

    :jerkoff:
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  13. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Fox officially gone.
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  14. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

  15. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

  16. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    They requested to speak with the Panthers DC, who is a black. So that satisfies the Rooney Rule.
  17. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    Now they can feel free to hire Jeff Fisher or Norv Turner or Marty Schottenheimer
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  18. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    My brother (also a huge ND fan) wants Fisher. I tried to convince him that hiring the losingest NFL coach of all time is not a winning plan. Fisher has just 2 winning seasons in his last 11 and hasn't won a playoff game since 2002.

    :pass:
  19. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I could be happy with Shurmur or DeFillippo
  20. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    Jeff Fisher is exactly the sort of mustache having loser I would expect us to hire. The only thing that would make him a more desirable candidate for this trash organization is if he were a Polish guy named Dave
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  21. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago



    This is great
  22. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    John Fox is Jeff Fisher 2.0
  23. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I wonder what Mitch thinks our draft priorities should be
  24. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    He was the Jeff Fisher you only knew 99% certainty would suck rather than the 110% certainty that Jeff Fisher is trash. Likely next hire for da bearce
  25. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    My guess is Nagy or DeFillipo.

    I hold out hope on Shaw.
  26. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    No way Shaw leaves for the Bears job. I think it'll be DeFilippo
  27. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    He’s my pipe dream to be sure, but I like the idea of the guy who has helped develop Wentz.
  28. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I dunno man. We should let The Rook pick.
  29. chops
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    chops never met prope

    So they extended Pace for 2 years?

    I have no problems with firing Fox, he made a boatload of stupid decisions over the years. But man, the offense had no receivers and they signed mike fucking glennon. Granted we're done with him now, but why they fuck even use him. I hate this organization.
  30. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Pace was extended to match the contract length they want to give the next coach to.
  31. chops
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    chops never met prope

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  32. chops
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    chops never met prope

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sport...n-pace-contract-extension-20180101-story.html


    :laff:
  33. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    So glad we have a Bears Offseason Thred to take our minds off of Bears Offseason Haps
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  34. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago



    I'd be interested on Chae's opinion on potential BEARS coaches
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  35. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Fuck McDaniels
    Shurmur - eh he coached the browns, so at least he brings that winning aura
    Reich - :thinking: seems like a guy bears fans would like
    shaw - no idea
    toub - pass
    shula - is this a joke?
    jim bob? :thinking: pass
    haley - pass

    i bet the field
  36. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    :lol: at being named "Jim Bob Cooter."

    Also, this from his wiki page:
    :invite: ?
  37. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Josh McDaniels Fuck McDaniels
    Pat Shurmur Okay with this hire
    Frank Reich No idea where this is coming from, Bears requested to interview DeFilippo but no word on Reich, the fact they work on the same team you'd think that news would've come out if he was going to be interviewed
    David Shaw Would be good hire
    Dave Toub Okay with this hire
    Mike Shula Fuck that
    Jim Bob Cooter Sorry can't take a guy with this name seriously even if the Lions offense is decent
    Todd Haley Fuck this guy, maybe even more than McDaniels
  38. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    I don't know where to post anything at this point, but the NFL draft order is so dumb:

    http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bucs/2018/01/02/why-the-bucs-pick-no-7-in-the-2018-nfl-draft/
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  39. chops
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    Considering Tampa spanked the Mike Glennon led Bears, the NFL draft order is fucking dumb.

    Of course, you could make a whole nice list saying the bears beat the steelers, and the steelers beat the ravens, etc. but you have a couple 5-11 teams, shit should come down to head to head...
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  40. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    If they want to use SoS whatever, but the tiebreaker before that should be head to head.
  41. Unregistered
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Sort of curious about this Polish guy named Dave that Wong mentioned.

    :tellmemore:
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  42. chops
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    chops never met prope

    What if Nick Saban decides to leave Bama after winning another Championship? Will dude want to try the NFL again? He was linked to Bears years ago maybe before Lovie? or during lovie or some shit.
  43. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    He's 66 and very likely just not cut out to deal with big city media. Even though the Chicago media is generally soft (these days that's true in almost every city), the people covering the Bears actually ask real questions here and there. My guess is Saban hasn't been asked a tough question in 10 years.
  44. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    No way Saban ever tries to go back to the NFL.
  45. chops
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    chops never met prope

    I'd be OK with Saban, although I can't see the Bears doing it, but I could see him leaving college or even Bama. It has to get boring being in the finals every year, no?
  46. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Saban sucked as a NFL coach. And like samram said he's 66 and wouldn't do well with big city NFL media


    :pass2:
  47. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Yeah, getting paid over $11MM a year, more than any NFL coaches, creating one of the greatest legacies in the history of the college game has to be boring.

    :cmon:
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  48. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Sucked is one way to put it. Shitty roster in Miami, 10 years ago.
  49. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    He was in charge of that shitty roster, all personnel decisions were his. The GM was just a puppet of his. The mistake he made was rolling the dice on Culpepper instead of Brees.
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  50. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    He left LSU in a similar (not as good obv) situation. He probably would rather be in the NFL. He also probably knows he can’t be an NFL coach

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