Dark Lord Day 2016

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  1. CaptainBallz
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    Let the gay gentlemenry begin...

    Big changes this year, but actually worth it...

    2016 Dark Lord Day tickets will be $200 each.
    Tickets are limited to 2 per person.

    Each Dark Lord Day Ticket includes:
    • Entrance to the festival grounds.
    • 4 bottles of 2016 Dark Lord Imperial Stout.
    • 1 bottle of a rare Dark Lord variant
    • Upon entering Dark Lord Day you will receive a commemorative tote bag with $40 worth of food and drink vouchers inside.

    :moo:
  2. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  3. y2chae
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    Not being down with the 1 event Ballz likes = gay gentlemenry
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  5. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

  6. maurice
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    Bring a bottle to the next Garage Stout and Whiskey About.

    No tickets. No lines. No tote bags. No Jews.
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  7. Cheeses
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    :ditto:

    :wipehands:
  8. CaptainBallz
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    :pass:
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    :crying:
  10. Prope
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    I'll see you there.
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  11. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

  12. CaptainBallz
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    :simon:
  13. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    These changes, these are good changes.
  14. CaptainBallz
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    If any of you can muster up the stremph to be non-gay gentlemen and want group E tix (or know someone who does), let me know.

    /zmz pass gif
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  16. y2chae
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    If I lived closer to the area I'd probably go

    but for now the obligatory :pass:
  17. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    But does DLD fit your macros?
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  19. CaptainBallz
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  20. maurice
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    Can't go. I have to coach at a jiu-jitsu tournament that day.

    I'd much rather be drinking high gravity beer in NWI.
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    Infinite posting a sneak peak of what he's bringing to DLD.

    [​IMG]


    :willem:
  22. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Freshness?
  23. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    So, do people listen and actually drink it from (on?) the can?
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  24. CaptainBallz
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    Not sure. Enough?
  25. maurice
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    Cans are fine, as long as you're in northern VT or just got back from there.
    \
    :snob:
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  26. maurice
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    Monday 4.11.2016, 7 a.m Central Time, limited amount of Dark Lord Day 2016 Group A tickets for sale at the brewery. Must be 21+ at date of purchase. One ticket per person. Valid picture ID required which includes passport, driver’s license, state ID card or U.S. military card. Ticket is non-transferable and non-refundable. Cash only. ATMs will NOT be available on-site. Line will begin forming at 6:45 a.m. Please do not park in the lot or enter the property until 6:45 a.m. If you purchased tickets online, do NOT buy tickets on-site. Your purchase will be invalidated.

    [Ed. Note: They didn't sell out in the first hour]
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  27. CaptainBallz
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    It's on... :yup:

    Second year in a row the weather bottoms the fuck out with unseasonbly cold, rainy bullshit only for DLD

    :yes:
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  28. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :pass2:

    Im interested to hear about the changes. They all sounded good so hopefully it runs smoothly for the beer flippers and tickers!!
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  30. Cheeses
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  31. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  32. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

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  34. Cheeses
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    All DLD participants: :books:
  35. maurice
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  36. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Couldn't have been a worse weather day possible.
  37. CaptainBallz
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    Weather was the pits, but made the most of it. The line to get Dark Lord was a fucking breeze with the new system. But kinda hard to judge the rest of the changes, since we spent 99% of the time under a tent.
    They had to make out like bandits on the built-in $40 in food and drink vouchers since the weather didn't really facilitate waiting in line for food and guest taps. DJ in the tent played too much hip hop, but kept it lively. Checked out one of the bands, who were metal a fuck and pretty entertaining.

    Infinite got jumped by some deebers who thought he stole their bottles.. I jumped in like a boss and jammed my pinky somehow... I'd like to believe on some dude's face, but I don't remember.

    Met some awesome fucking people and drank every beer ever made. Fest really deserves some not awful weather next year.
  38. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Infinite is Puerto Rican maybe he did steal the bottles :unsure:
  39. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    What I definitely don't miss about DLD is the fact that every conversation you get into is about BEER! And if you're lucky, RARE BEER!
  40. CaptainBallz
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    I guess talk about something else. :shrug:
  41. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    Other topics of conversation: :cliff: and :greatass:
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  42. IWMB
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    Could've been worse, you could have gone camping in southern Wisconsin

    :gfm:

    :books:
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  43. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    That had to have been warm!

    :balelaff:
  44. CaptainBallz
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    Also hung out with the DUDE and gang... His buddy Scott brought a Hardywood Park Apple Brandy Gingerbread Stout which slayed all the ass.
  45. zmz
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  46. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :thefuck:

    That sounds amazing.
  47. Stockdale4Veep
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    Ballz, you ever do brew fest in racine?
  48. Cheeses
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    :gg:
  49. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Apple Brandy anything in beer is almost always 100% awesome.
  50. Prope
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    Fun Fact: +1 and I met the artist for 3 Floyd's bottles

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