drinking on the can

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  1. itsnotrequired
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    new series by me, itsnotrequired. shots of me on the toilet with various libations.

    this one was a brandy old fashioned, sweet, from several weeks ago.

    big boner

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    this was some weirdo tequila and squirt concoction from this last weekend. not to bad.

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  3. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I appreciate the fact that you are using a coaster. That tile ain't cheap, buster!
  4. BURGH
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    BURGH Lafferty, Daniel

    Sticky


    deep dicking
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    coaster is this awesome sandstone material that absorbs liquid. great for those humid days and as you can see, i like a lot of ice.

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  6. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Yeah, neat is for freaks and jagloads
  7. BURGH
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    BURGH Lafferty, Daniel

    Put some taquitos in that tequila drink


    deep dicking
  8. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    That tile from the 'Firenze' collection, mayhap?
    \
    :snob:
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    hey, i ain't a slave to the routine. single-malts are neat for me. and gin, sometimes.

    or i go with the classics. high life in the can, with limited run 'thank you veterans' printing.

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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Did you win "Most Hirsute" in your senior year, inr?
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    1st pic looked like he almost had a cup holder built into the tub.
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    i don't know what that word means

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  13. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Why would you want tile to absorb water? For the man whose mildew supplies are low?

    I've never heard of no shit like that.

    :lenny:
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    BURGH Lafferty, Daniel

    Means most likely to chug weenis


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  15. itsnotrequired
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    the coaster absorbs liquid, not the tile. christ...

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  16. BURGH
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    BURGH Lafferty, Daniel

    Only in the Rhineland


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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    :deepsigh:

    Hirsutism is the excessive hairiness[1] on women[2] in those parts of the body where terminal hair does not normally occur or is minimal - for example, a beard or chest hair. It refers to a male pattern of body hair (androgenic hair) and it is therefore primarily of cosmetic and psychological concern.
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    thanks alot, mr encyclopedia britannica

    :faint:

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  19. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I only said that for dramatic effect.
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    [​IMG]

    inr

    Most Likely to Skank, 1996
    Most Hirsute, 1995
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    I was at Smoke Daddy the other day; their bloody mary comes with pulled pork and smoked brisket.
  22. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    I grew up in Rhineford too.
  23. itsnotrequired
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    just some iced tea after a long day of yard work.

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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    no coaster :ridiculous:
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    no time to sweat, shit is already gone

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  26. itsnotrequired
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    the classic gin and tonic

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  27. BURGH
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    BURGH Lafferty, Daniel

    Poop currently in that terlit?


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  28. Doug Simpson
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    Doug Simpson Drinking Quatro Four Loko's is muy loco

    Your legs confuse me.
  29. Deuce
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    Deuce Has Dysentery

    Nice jacuzzi tub. Good for sexytime?
  30. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    That's what this thread was missing, an aerial shot!!

    Now, all we need is a bloody mary and we are good to go!
  31. Doug Simpson
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    Doug Simpson Drinking Quatro Four Loko's is muy loco

    If I see a picture of INR on the can with a Bloody Mary (drinking a BM while having a BM), I swear to Christ I'm a gonna spit.
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    Drank on the can at Sluggers yesterday.
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  34. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    adam dumb
  35. DepaulSox
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    Now THAT is fucked up. LOL!

    Deep dicking in that bathtub, I'm sure.
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    Flush the dadgum toilet before the picture!!!
  37. itsnotrequired
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    on the road right now, time for shots from the hotel can?

    big boner
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    another old-fashioned



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  39. Doug Simpson
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    Doug Simpson Drinking Quatro Four Loko's is muy loco

    Greatest thread series since "Toe Watch".
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  41. SoxFan76
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    SoxFan76 Classic Lofton

    You drink a lot.

    Bravo. Seriously, no teal!
  42. Deuce
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    Deuce Has Dysentery

    Long neck bottles make great toilet paper holders.
  43. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    What makes it especially awkward is that inr can only drink while sitting down on a toilet with no clothes on.
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  44. SoxFan76
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    I can't do it. Daily drinking that is. I had 4 beers today just because I had a bug up my ass. I got bored and forgot about getting another one because I can't get all liquored up tonight anyways so what's the point?

    Lamest 26 year old ever. And I've actually been this way since I was 18.
  45. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    INR: Hosedabout?!?!?

    :awkward:
  46. itsnotrequired
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    how do you know if i am naked or not?
  47. Cheeses
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    Loin cloth?

    :andruw:
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    THESE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS
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  50. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Is he screaming because they drafted him anyway?

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