Fantasy Football 2017

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by BeviBall, Aug 9, 2017.

  1. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Couldn't find enough teams for my league at work, so season's been cancelled.

    :uptheass:
  2. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    He let us know last Wednesday, I was like wtf. So now only in one league, instead of the two I wanted to be in
  3. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I should've invited you to my league instead of sycked
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  4. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Plenty of lead time I gave you all. NOW LOOK AT YOU
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  5. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    You gave me plenty of time, but if you look back you will see I said I'm in two leagues, my keeper and a regular league....then Chips fucked us
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  6. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Catch the ball Gronk
  7. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Hold onto the ball Hunt.
  8. itsnotrequired
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    itsnotrequired Has Had Sex With His Wife At Least Thrice Can Post in Locked Threads

    opponent this week has gillislee...sitting on his bench
  9. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    :flush:
  10. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    And, not that any sane person would've started Alex Smith but damn... two 40+ TDs so far.
  11. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    This fucking guy
  12. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    And another huge run to cap the stupid bonus
  13. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    And another huge run to cap the stupid bonus
  14. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Was 2 receiving yards away from that 100+ bonus too. Kid looks way better than Spencer Ware ever did. Crazy.
  15. chops
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    chops never met prope

    :shrug:

    Too many fuckheads in it.
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  16. chops
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    chops never met prope

    I hate those fucking bonuses for 100+ yards. Why is 100 yards 3pts better than 99 yards? Get fucked!
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  17. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    5 points. Bonuses are the best part of FFL, IMO.
  18. chops
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    chops never met prope

    That's crazy if you ask me.
  19. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    The arbitrariness is what makes FF so fun !1!!!
  20. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    That's exactly right. :shrug:
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  21. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Isn't most of FF arbitrary? Why are passing TD default 4 points and not 6? Why does a DEF get punished if a QB throws a pick and they take it back to the 3 and punch it in?
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  22. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Or your DEF is punished if that teams QB throws a pick-6.
  23. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Yahoo I think finally defaults to that not happening anymore. But no real way to fix the pick or fumble into the red zone.
  24. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

  25. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    My league has a series of bonuses for passing, rushing, and receiving, so its not just a general +3 for 100 or something. I've been doing that for a few years now and think its been okay. And passing TDs are 6. :shrug:

    For my team, I'm glad Gillislee made it into my lineup after I found out about the Dolphin/Bucs week 1 bye. :rock:
  26. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I thought a lot of crazy rules would be fun to try in Bevi's league to be different from my other leagues that have been very traditional for so long, but as soon as one of those bonuses hits against me

    :fuckallthat:
  27. chops
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    chops never met prope

    In the league I was in every 10 yards was 1 points, 2 pt bonuses for over 100

    so 100 yards = 12 points, 99 yards = 9 points. Also, no decminals, lame.
  28. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    You'll benefit from them more than it kills you, in my experience.

    I also found a league that would award extra points for players scoring outside their specialty, which is what I wanted to do all along but Yahoo wouldn't let me ($90 but I would cover it myself)... so next year we can really go whole hog!
  29. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Screw leagues that don't do fractional points. 89 yards isn't the same as 80 yards
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  30. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    My day so far

    :poo:
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    :poo:
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  31. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    LA Rams DST

    :willem:
  32. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    Guaranteed a win and I have four more guys going tomorrow to his zero. :rock:
  33. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Rams up to 29.

    :willem:
  34. Stockdale4Veep
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    Stockdale4Veep Knows the Dewey Decimal System

    David Johnson and Allen Robinson week 1
    :gun2:
  35. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Drafting Allen Robinson was your 1st mistake
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  36. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Thielen looks like this year's great white hope.
  37. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Lost on the Terrance Williams TD, he was a spot start for Odell. That is a special kind of bad luck.
  38. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

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    Bold strategy, Cotton...
  39. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :mj:

    No room for Foster?
  40. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Fucking dipshit Eifert wastes a TD not knowing where he is on the field

    :uptheass:

    Bad night for AJ both helps and hurts.
  41. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Bevi - over 45% of your remaining FAAB for Henry

    :what:
  42. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    And I could have gotten him for free. :angry: I learned a lot about the league right there. Either people aren't that familiar with FAAB or they're waiting on the next David Johnson to appear halfway through the season.

    Still, he's a potential second half league-winner. Don't really see anyone else out there that can make the potential splash he could.
  43. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    This season

    :flush:
  44. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Tate reversal will probably be the difference in my L.

    :clowns:
  45. itsnotrequired
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    itsnotrequired Has Had Sex With His Wife At Least Thrice Can Post in Locked Threads

    my opponent has tate AND stafford so i'm all good
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  46. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    How did your team do last Sunday?

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  47. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  48. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Who?

    FAAB?
  49. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Gronk OUT

    :bird2:
  50. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Opponent, who is in 2nd place mind you, started a QB and D on bye.

    Great league, Bevi.

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