Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by FedEx, Aug 20, 2016.
saddest display of basketball this city has ever seen
Level of play was low for a South Side park but extremely high for a baseball nerd website.
Fed and zmz were the best players. Fed took over the second game like he was Russell Westbrook and brought us back from a 13-10 deficit to a 16-14 win. No one made a 3 point shot.
Overall I'd say the game was a success. However as IWMB said, the next one will probably be in 10 years
With his size/skill combo, zmz could've scored on every possession if he felt like it.
I played out of my mind for being the smallest guy who also is in his 40s and hasn't played against other adults in 20 years.
The one guy who was shorter than me was pretty damn impressive too.
I would've stuffed zmz
Bevi beat me to it.
You'd think he was black with this type of old white guy analysis.
I also blocked him like 4 times and am aware of how to play defense but thanks for calling.
Do you need me to go on a personal 6-1 run again?
Z could've done that any time he wanted. He passed like 9 out of every 10 times he touched the ball, even when he was 5' from the basket. He also only blocked like 1 shot. That's as many blocks as I had and fewer than Chae had.
I guess he just really sucks and definitely didn't take it easy because it was just a friendly pickup game against 4 fat guys and a 10 year old.
But seriously, Z had a very nice mid range jumper and played well. I'm not bad mouthing him more trying to understand why Mo is incapable of giving me any credit for my play
Main Man R treading close to a nom here.
I think we all played way better than I expected for Hosed Hoops Haps. That includes you too, Fed. Sorry you got mad because I singled out Z to say something nice. (Probably the only time I've ever said something nice about him ever.) My bad.
Besides, it's not like I bitched you out for missing like 8 uncontested fade-aways in a row.
Anyone up for a game Saturday the 10th?
I'm in f@ggots. It's gonna be a blood bath. You guys fucked up
Gayme would have to be at like 9 am for me to play
5-1, I put up a bucket after a key offensive rebound. This is the skill set needed to beat high school girls in basketball.
But for real you did go off after Mo called you out on the fadeaways so you just on kept driving to the hoop
I might be umping but if not I'll play.
I was like 1 for 8 in wide open layup attempts but for some reason shot like 65% on 10 feet base line jumpers. I admit, I do kind of a have a choke factor in easy shot attempts like that
He said I never went left or used my left hand so I hit 3 layups in a row with my left :)
I'll throw out 9/24 as well. Then we can go and get bossed at the 312 Block Party afterwards.
That's right he called you Jeremy Lin. The irony with the Asian guy playing.
I'm Antoine Walker. Fat guy who likes to chuck 3's even though he's not good at them
I'll check both days to make sure but I think I'm good for either.
I was hungover af and needed to take like 3 plays off for every 1 play I tried. Also was lazy on defense like every single NBA player
I slapped the ground and pulled up my shorts on every possession to let zmz know I meant business/am white.
Or Chance Fest at Guaranteed Loss Field.
Is WSI passing out rips if you joke about the new field name?
Cheapest tickets on Stubhub are $90 (and the obstructed view OF seats) and everyone outside of Chance is very meh or shitty
It is becoming an increasing problem where every single thread is becoming about replacing Robin or other management personnel.
Posts that do this from now on will be trashed to the Roadhouse. Repeated violators will be warned.
Let's try to keep threads on topic and not force the mods to work to clean up so many messes. There is plenty of places to gripe about those topics you don't need to force every single thread to discuss it.
This is NOT up for discussion.
Really trying to kill off the remaining 30 or 40 posters, eh?
I'll stay under these conditions
What a gay gentleman
That was a great meme before memes were a thing.
I still get message board reminders every year when I registered just to post that ridiculousness. Got one the other week to some TV show board where my handle was BeaGreatTodayArthur.
Man to be that much of a stiff over all these years, have to wonder how boring the guy is in person
No one stays within the lines straighter than ol Voodoo.
Probably drives the speed limit, doesn't remove the tag from a mattress, also probably a huge couponer and stamp collector.
Keeps his TV calibrated at factory settings, alarm set to any :00 hour and eats dessert after dinner, always.
Is it really dead now?