May 23rd set for Konerko's number retirement

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  1. IWMB
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    http://www.csnchicago.com/white-sox/white-sox-retire-paul-konerkos-number-may-23

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    Can't wait to hear the excuses of people not going to this one. So I'll just start it.

    :pass:
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    It is Memorial Day weekend, so I'm sure their will be a lot of people out of town.
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    :thinking:
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    I want a statue so I'm going. :shrug:
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    I'm almost certain I'll be there. Probably will be my brother's first game of the year, gets home that week.
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    I'm going but seems like a bad time to schedule that game, a lot of local fans out of town, that weekend normally draws well anyway. Any other weekend game in May or June would've been fine.
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    Fuck, I realized I have a wedding that day.
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    Going to have to get there at like noon to get a statue.
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  13. FedEx
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    That's cool. It kind of sucks to have to wait in line that early and not tailgate or whatever but I like collecting these things.
  14. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Half of the board attended PK Day back in September, and most of them are the usual :pass: folk. I think this will have a good hosed turn out, too.
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    As long as they're consistent on the scanning tickets for re-entry this upcoming season, that's okay.

    Last April they were cool with us going into the stadium to get the blanket promo and then going back outside, but then a month later we had to stay in on the Chris Sale bobblehead day.
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    Last season you couldn't leave even to smoke (unless you were at Gate 2) until the first pitch.
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    It was really weird since we all were able to get a Sox blanket and then go back to the SoxHaps tailgate but later in the year sycked, +1 and I tried to get Sale bobbleheads but found out while in line we wouldn't be able to leave. I chugged two beers, ran to my car to pack our grill and cooler up and run back just to get a bobblehead. Really silly.
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    I remember 1 of the t-shirt games I couldn't go out until 1st pitch. My brother and buddy were late so I went in to make sure I'd get it. They showed up, went outside to give them their tickets, chugged 2 beers on top of a trash can, shoved the T in my pocket and walked back in through the gate and got another.

    Project Mayhem.
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    :helloexactly:
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    statute should be nothing less than a solid piece of stone
  21. Team Speed
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    damned the damn ball

    :damnball:
  22. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    What if Konerko had never been born?

    Probably win more world serieses than before
  23. Team Speed
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    my mind won't entertain such a dystopian universe
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    :maher:
  25. skottyj
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    Sounds like the plot of a movie; Ashton Kutcher is attached to play Konerko.
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    Assuming "before" is prior to :damnball: we certainly couldn't have won less.
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    debuted comma

    :mj:
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