Micah Johnson

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    http://www.csnchicago.com/white-sox/white-sox-prospect-micah-johnson-close-being-promoted

    :soexcited:
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    dude needs a male's name. if he could get that underway, he might have a future with this org
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    Micah was a dude

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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    you gonna name your firstborn son micah? didn't think so
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    Not gonna name my daughter that either, are you?
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    fuck no...it's too girly
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    i mean, i find it hilarious that we're even having a conversation as if there's any doubt that micah is an incredibly femmy name
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    micah is a girls name?

    :what:
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    what? i'm just saying it's a femmy name. good lord. Micah is a femmy name.
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    So it's not a girls name, it's just femmy?

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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    What is so confusing here?

    a.) there's a lot of chicks named Mica. It's become a really popular girl's name lately. And it sounds identical to Micah.
    b.) There's plenty of femmy boy names that aren't girls names. Like "Blaine."
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    Knew a girl named Mika back in the AOL days she sent me nudes but I think it really was a dude named Micah
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    you know a name is femmy when you could name a chick that very same name and not a single person would bat a fucking eye.

    Taylor, Lane, Marion, Jennifer, etc
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    Alex?

    I've honestly never met a chick named Alex who wasn't bangin.

    My name also has a female equivalent, but the :lep:s came up with it and they don't count for anything.
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    i mean, alex is a nickname. we're talking about full names here. aaron and erin are homonyms, but they're spelled differently enough that imo it doesn't apply. mica vs micah not so much. THIS IS A COMPLICATED SYSTEM

    otoh i agree wholeheartedly with your hatred of the cocksucking irish
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    I work with a Bailey, Madison, and a Dempsey (girls). Also for dudes, a Dakotah, Rabon, and for some reason there are 3 fucking dudes called Geoffrey.

    Bailey is really hot. I'd eat her ass.

    But anyway--Micah is gayer than Little Richard's underpants. But it could be just because we're not used to it like other Hebrew names like Noah, which are just faggoty and not really femme-fair per se.
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    see this guy gets what i'm saying. as a name, micah is not femmy in principle. but in practice...come on now. it's a new wave froo froo girly name
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    Mica is a good song by the band Mission of Burma.

    :mcnulty:
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    The problem with McNulty is his American accent sucks. And this completely discredits the entire show.
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    It was just confusing to start because you said

    Which I took to mean that Micah is a female's name or commonly called a 'girl's name'. As opposed to saying "he needs a more manly name" from the get go.
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    yeah i feel ya--you wanted to give me a hebrew school lesson.
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    :darthvader:
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    Bailey on WKRP was pretty fine.
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    5'7" thin, blonde, no makeup, round ass like a ten year old boy.
  34. Quaye
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    she's about your age, non?
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    She was masturbation fodder for a wee lad Cheeses.
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    i guess you could see in the future being that you are the same age. OH! /dice clay
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    Quality baseball discussion in this here baseball forum.
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    wheres the seinfeld hosed difference tag?
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    ^ Post makes me feel that, in this moment, I am euphoric.
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    Well that's no fun.
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    Nice write up in the Indy Star.

    http://www.indystar.com/story/sport...anks-chicago-white-sox-organization/13000593/

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    How about he comes up and Beckham parks cars, or something else menial.
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    Sox have like 12 second base prospects. Bacon is toast (with scrambled eggs).
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    He doesn't really deserve his own thread, but Andy Wilkins really has been coming on lately after a slow start.

    Dude had 4 multi-HR games and 22 RBI in the past week. Also, 20 hits in his last 35 ABs.

    :andruw:
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    Saw two Charlotte games this past week in Indy.

    Micah Johnson is really, really good... I can't wait to see him on the Southside. Good plate discipline, nice swing to both fields. Seems like a guy who won't fall into a lot of the White Sox hitting traps (but who knows)

    Wilkins looked great all week, its too bad the White Sox already employ 3 DH/1B including 1 who barely ever plays. OH WELL.

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