None the Loaiza: Secret Drug Kingpin

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  1. FedEx
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    "Arrested Friday with 20 kilos of heroin or cocaine"

  2. IWMB
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    Just came to post that.

    Think I'll be breaking out his jersey a bit more this season.
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    :trump: was right about Mexicans
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  5. FedEx
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    :vindicated:
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    Funfact: I knew WSI poster NoneTheLoaiza for years personally before fittingly when we were going to a party in Bridgeport he told me that was him. He wasn't trying to keep it a secret, the topic of White Sox message boards never came up. He obviously knew who I was from my screen name. He told me how he met Hangar a couple times at WSI events and what a loser he was.
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    Probably just what he keeps on hand in case Doc Gooden swings by. Let's not jump to conclusions here.
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    Also when WSI opened up donations one of the very first responses was a guy who donated like $50 and said the money should be coming from [this last name]. The last name was a very unique last name and that of my friend, who is a Sox fan. I asked him my friend about this and he said that was his dad.

    Then I :biglaff: at the idea of someone donating $50 to WSI. Might as well flush it down the toilet.

    These are some :greatstory:
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  9. y2chae
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    Better Chicago sports related drug kingpin: Sam Hurd or Loaiza?
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  10. FedEx
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    Ooooo I forgot about Sam Hurd. That's a pretty good one.

    I'd say Loaiza since he's an old cat.
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    I’m partial to Tank Johnson
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    Sam Hurd was pretty damn funny. Specifically signing with Chicago with the hopes of actively trying to integrate yourself into the already active and established drug market all while maintaining an NFL roster spot.
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    WSI: your friend's dad posts here.

    Apt description.
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    I think a joke about Loaiza got me a post of the week on wsi
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    Veep donated $50 to the SATCH

    :biglaff:
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    What's my investment worth now?
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    And is willing to give them $50!
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    IIRC Tank Johnson just really like guns. And him and crew just liked bringing them around to the club and starting shit. And surrounded himself with the wrong people. He could've had a solid 10 year career if he wasn't a dumbass.
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    :dump:
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    Veep donated $50 and was immediately banned. Let that be a lesson.
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  22. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Same thing happened to me. Here. (not immediately of course, but nevertheless)
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    Yeah, well, I was not in favor of either ban. But, in Veep's case, somebody was motivated-as-fuck to ban him.
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    Didn’t realize he was married to a widely popular Mexican-American singer by the name of Jenni Rivera. She passed away in an air crash in 2012 just months after filing for divorce from Loaiza. The Mexican lamestream media speculated (as with any other “accident”) that it had to do with the cartel. She had been known to perform for the Cartel for quite some time.

    Guess this is even more evidence for that theory.

    Ah, the benefits of a Mexican +1.

    :knowledge:
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    "Chicago High School Teacher Found with 200 Lbs. of Meth, Cocaine"

    :cagelaff:
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    Forgot the 300 lbs of Taco Bell.
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    Meh, he could have had a solid 10 year career if he was good, he still hung around fighting injuries for 3 or 4 years after the gun shit
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    I'm saying he was paying at a level early on that at least seemed to indicate he was capable of sticking around a while. Of course, maybe his weaknesses were masked by Tommie Harris just straight up dominating from 05 to 07. It seemed like after his legal troubles popped up he just fell off.
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    There's probably a sweet Narcocorrido jam about Loaiza out there somewhere
  31. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Anyone think Viva is probably a cuck?
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    Anyone think you are as obsessed with the word cuck as alt righters are?
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    Take notes :901:
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    Hurd because he put in work while in the NFL. Loaiza has time to focus on his trafficking while Sam had to multitask.


    Also, will Stitches reference Esteban in any future songs or call himself Stitches Loaiza?
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