*OFFICIAL* NFL 2017 Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by Cheeses, Sep 7, 2017.

  1. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Pats eating a dick to start their season?

    :cagelaff:
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  2. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Eric Berry popped his achilles. Good night, sweet prince.
  3. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    *OFFICIAL* is so 2004

    :flush:
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  4. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    #1 issue with the sport aside from lack of good QB play is the injuries, especially stat players.
  5. gbergman
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    gbergman Legendary Drunken Youth

    My Chiefs lose their star defensive player week 1...
  6. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    I thought you liked the Chargers?
  7. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  8. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Just another LA DEVOTEE, my bois
  9. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    One thing's for certain, Fuller's teams will go a combined 16-16 this week.
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  10. gbergman
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    gbergman Legendary Drunken Youth

    No they were my hometown team but I've always been a Chiefs fan.
  11. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Seahawks eating a bit of a bag offensively vs. Green Bay so far.

    :livia:
  12. chops
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    chops never met prope

    With yesterday's win over Houston, Antonio Cromartie still has more children than Blake Bortles does NFL career wins.
  13. IWMB
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  14. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  15. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

  16. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Rivers is so shitty. When is this fuck going to retire?
  17. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    :what:

    He had 3 TDs to 1 INT with a QBR of 99.6.
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  18. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    :shithead:
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  19. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Even if he didn't have a decent or good game... why would a guy who is clearly an above average QB retire in a league that started QBs like Josh McCown, Tom Savage, Blake Bortles, Mike Glennon, Brian Hoyer, Scott Tolzien? Andy Dalton and Carson Palmer also looked shitty.

    Truly a 'girlfriend of the Hosed' comment.
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  20. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    This is a special kind of stupid
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  21. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Had to post shithead tag from Budapest for this one
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  22. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    I immediately thought Rivers didn't do enough to get Cheeses his fantasy win when I remembered he doesn't have a league anymore.
  23. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Against the Broncos secondary, in Denver, on opening week, to boot.
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  24. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  25. chops
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    chops never met prope

  26. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  27. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Close. I'd've won my weekly pool at work if the Chargers won.

    Edit: Won the damn thing anyway :walkoff:
    Last edited: Sep 12, 2017
  28. chops
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    chops never met prope

  29. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Saw it live. The guy is Hispanic and English is his second language. Of course ESPN never provided that context. But then again why is ESPN having some guy who clearly isn't comfortable enough to do a sideline report in English doing it on Monday Night Football?
  30. chops
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    It's not so much the english as second language, the words were fucking brutal. I think it was Sergio having the time of his life, not Vance Joseph.

    :shrug:
  31. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Plus, he played the 9/11 card. Guy is a fruitcake.
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  32. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    While we're on the subject on broadcasters, Beth Mowins has no business calling an NFL game (let alone a Women's College World Series one).
  33. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    My comment was posted before Rivers threw the two TDs in the 4th quarter.

    :draper:
  34. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Is there one good woman PBP announcer? I've never heard one.
  35. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    That makes it worse, TBH. You should know how long an NFL game is.
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  36. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    I guess, but fucking Rivers always shows his ass. Hate that fuck.
  37. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Doris Burke
  38. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :nope:

    She's the :airquotes: best of a stinky :pileofpuke:
  39. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    She's done PBP? Thought she was always a sideline reporter.
  40. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Erin Andrews

    :cagelaff:
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  41. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Keep pushing your patriarchal sports agenda guys.
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  42. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Doris does PBP in some low to mid-major games.
  43. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I'd have no problem with a woman announcing an NFL game if she were
    A: Good at it
    B: Didn't have the most grating voice on the planet

    Mowins thought the Broncos were going to be forced to punt after running the ball with like :35 seconds left in the half. Ryan was all

    ":uh: you realize they can run the clock out, right?"
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  44. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    The tenor of nearly all female announcers' voices: :twitch:
  45. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Didn't watch the game, but :cagelaff:

    Is there a video feed I can see?
  46. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Even women know that women's voices are annoying.

    That's why they try to change it...but then it ends up sounding even more annoying.
  47. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

  48. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  49. Cheeses
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  50. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I know this guy is a talking head blowhard but, uh, no one is excusing murder because of CTE.

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