*OFFICIAL* NFL 2017 Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by Cheeses, Sep 7, 2017.

  1. Deuce
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    Deuce Has Dysentery

    They turned what was otherwise a tight game into a shitshow.
  2. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Sooo many life lessons learnt.
  3. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    League is considering adopting the same rule for targeting as CFB, including ejections.

    Should not have taken this long.
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  4. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    There need to be automatic bans. Have the refs give out red cards or shit like that, and it's an automatic 2 game ban, no pay.
  5. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    So little concern for collectively bargained union rights!
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  6. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    I guess the alternative is watching guys turn each other's brains to mush.
  7. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Not a fan of a blanket targeting rule. It's too arbitrary where some people who accidentally make helmet to helmet contact get tossed. Blatant head hunting shots should result in ejections though.
  8. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    Carson Wentz torn ACL.

    :kobe2:
  9. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

  10. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    Dolphins up by 10 over the Pats in the 4th quarter.
  11. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Always a pleasure to see the Pats get their teeth kicked in. 0-11 in 3rd down.

    :haha:
  12. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod



    :yesitis:
  13. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    This Steelers v Pats game is incredible!
  14. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    OMG, what a horseshit call against Pittsburgh
  15. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    The NFL is garbage. How was that not a catch. Fuck this stupid sport.
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  16. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Such a stupid sport and a stupid league.
  17. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Carr fumbles at the goal line for a touchback with :30 left for a gift win for the Cowboys

    :bunk:
  18. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Finally saw a replay of this play. Burn this dumb league to the ground.

    Oh piece of shit Jerry Richardson is selling the team because it came out he's a creepy old pervert and a racist. Who knew a guy who said he didn't want Cam Newton getting tattoos and piercings would be a piece of shit?
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  19. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    I got a Bleacher Report alert that Kaepernick is exploring the possibility of buying the Panthers with P. Diddy.
  20. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Literally the only football play I saw yesterday between Star Wars and learning Prope's creepy Cubs secret while drinking with his BiL. Yesterday sure was one for the dumpster.
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  21. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

  22. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    Sure, they'll go halfsies with Diddy fronting the 99.8% half.
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  23. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

  24. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Yeah Kaep doesn't have the money to own even 1% of a NFL team. Diddy doesn't even have the money to probably own more than 25-30%, assuming the sale price is around $1.75 billion, he's going to have to find a ton of other investors. If he wants to make this a black investment group thing, he's gonna have to call Oprah and Bob Johnson.
  25. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    There's already a very rich black owner in Charlotte sports, wonder if he'd be interested.

    Johnson owned the Bobcats, which he named for himself, lost a bunch of money while building a stadium for himself at taxpayer expense after the voters said no, and then bailed. Seems almost perfect for the NFL except for the losing money part.

    The NFL should pay attention to the Marlins. Going with a group other than the one with the funds to maintain a team and the knowledge to run one competently is asking for embarrassment.
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  26. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    One of the cool things the Rams do is really exploit the communication system rule. They like to get to the line as quick as possible so that McVay has time to see what kind of coverage there is on the pre-snap and give checks to Goff. I imagine that is something that will change in this off season, but it's a great way to give help to a younger QB.
  27. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Josh McDaniels to Jim Irsay:

    [​IMG]
  28. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    McDaniels is a clown but fuck Irsay
  29. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    LOL Colts.
  30. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    It's possible the Colts leaked it to make McDaniels look like a douche. I mean, they're right, but this might not necessarily be his fault.
  31. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

  32. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

  33. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Nagy or GTFO. Good thing the Bears weren’t on the receiving end of this one.

    At the same time, maybe McDaniels was still : waiting: for evidence that Andrew Luck will be able to throw another pass in the NFL at some point in the next year. What a train wreck that roster is without Luck.
  34. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Probably obvious, but maybe Dave Toub finally gets a HC gig? Slim picking at this point and he’d have a history with GM Chris Ballard.
  35. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    IMHO, this ensures that the only HC gig McDaniels will ever be offered is in New England. Then again, it is the only place he has ever been successful in the NFL
  36. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Fuck all the Pace haters. He nailed this Nagy thing. Meanwhile the Colts look like the joke of the league.
  37. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

  38. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    That guy is such a chode.
  39. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    That dude has been getting pounded on twitter.

    Was he originally a Chicago guy?
  40. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Yeah.

    Some other gems:

    Because the Bears job - in no way other than living in Lake Forest - is superior to the Colts job.

    Luck/Brissett > Trubisky. Irsay > McCaskey. Lucas Oil Stadium > Soldier Field. Colts - $84M under cap for '18. Bears $42M under. I could go on.

    He doesn't think the Bears being better at nearly every position matters because "rosters change quickly".
  41. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Why is living in Lake Forest considered an advantage? In fact the practice facility being so far away from where they actually play should be considered a negative. Guy is a chode indeed.
  42. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Also the moron doesn't understand salaries and the cap. The Bears will cut Glennon, McPhee, Wheaton, Cooper and Demps to add $32 million to the cap. Sims, Massie and Freeman are certainly possible cuts as well that would be another $14 million.

    The Colts being so far under the cap already don't have much they can cut to add to their cap space. Hankins and Sheard were big FA signings last year that are above average starters that they don't have anyone on the roster to replace them, so while they could cut them, wouldn't make much sense. The only other cuts they could make for significant savings are Doyle and Simon and that's still only $6 million total.

    The Bears will basically have the same cap space to play with as the Colts without losing anyone of significant value as none of those cuts I mentioned above did much in 2017. Only significant player the Bears could lose in free agency is Fuller.
  43. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I resemble that remark
  44. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Perhaps it's more that the advantage is NOT living in Hicksville, IN. I mean, that's kinda the reason McDaniels gave for not taking the job.

    We were just talking about cost of living in IN vs. Chicago. So why don't we all move there?
  45. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I don't think the distance matters at all. It's like an extra 20-25 minutes on a bus every other weekend.
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  46. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  47. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

  48. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    More like 'I am going to open my asshole to you'
  49. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    Bellichick > Brady > McDaniels: :tagteam:
  50. chops
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    chops never met prope

    He still thought Glennon was gonna be a stud QB and gave him a shitload of money.

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