SOX to rename U.S. Cellular Field to Guaranteed Rate Field

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  1. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

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  2. IWMB
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  3. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    completely unreadable

    :greatjob:
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  4. IWMB
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    Then go find it yourself, dipshit
  5. IWMB
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    Okay, yeah, that rendered bad off my phone :lol:

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    Should probably go through and rank them by ABV.
  6. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

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  8. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    $10.75 a pint.

    :dmitri:
  9. chops
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    chops never met prope

    mexican beers do indeed suck
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

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  11. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    :fruit: s and tarts

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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I'm confused; does that mean they'll all be on tap? How much of a cluster fuck is that going to be for the first couple weeks? The bartenders down there will have no idea where the taps are.
  13. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Think it will be cans/bottles and self serve. David Schuster posted this on FB a bit ago.

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  14. maurice
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  16. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

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    Yo, dawg, we heard you like beef between 2 pieces of bread, so we put an Italian beef sandwich on top of a hamburger on top of another hamburger.
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  18. IWMB
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    :grabber:
  19. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I would eat that.
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  20. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    I could eat that, I suppose, if I was really hungry, but I'd really need a full table laid out in front of me and some cutlery, plus about 90 napkins.
  21. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    Could use some red sauce.
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  22. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    It's not Arby's, Skotty.
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Would be an unnecessary mess. Gotta eat it while doing THE STANCE
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  24. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    What the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about like marinara. You're talking about bbq sauce. Although I would eat the fuck out of some Arby's sauce on it.
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  25. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    I figured you were talking packets of Arby's sauce, as the I-beef resembles Arby's roast beef.
  26. chops
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    Wow, cheeses is a fucking idiot.

    Also, Arby's sauce is just called arby's sauce, not red, not anything else.

    Fuck man.
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  27. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    cheeses must not hang out with any Italians
  28. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    I'm just going by Skotty's usual third-grade take on food, fellas.

    :teef:
  29. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Doesn't skotty sometimes go to nice/fancy restaurants?
  30. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Italians call it gravy
  31. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Ginzo gravy
  32. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    More often than Chedda.
    :nod:
  33. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Yeah I've heard gravy and red sauce. Mo is right from my experience the goobah types call it gravy, normal Italians call it red sauce.
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

  35. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Anyone had the Goose Island 4 Star Pilsner?
  36. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Not sure if serious
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  37. Cheeses
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  38. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    :pass2:
  39. y2chae
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  40. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Not sure if serious
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    You guys trying to say goomba?
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  42. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Not a bad pilsner

    :spiderdance: ?
  43. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Yes, I just copied mo's spelling because I'm lazy. Also, not a native English speaker.

    Still you were able to figure it out without much trouble, unlike cheeses who apparently had no clue what the word was suppose to be.
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  45. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    On second thought, I had one at the 312 block party. It was one of the last beers remaining on the second night when IWMB was hammered and constantly asking my girlfriend why she's with me.

    Probably a fair question though.
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  46. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Thanks for correcting my hasty, non-proof-read spelling of a made-up word with no fixed spelling, Jeans.

    I consider myself Kittl'd!
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  47. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Sounds like somebody is a little bit jealous.
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  48. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Yeah, I've seen all the Godfather films, Goodfellas, Casino and every Sopranos episode, and I've never heard of goombah.

    Couldn't be that I was busting the balls of Mo and Chae for using the wrong spelling.
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  50. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

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