SOX to rename U.S. Cellular Field to Guaranteed Rate Field

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  1. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Your sarcasm meter broken, z?
  2. Unregistered
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Actually thought that might be how people were saying it, like

    :weebey:
  3. IWMB
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  4. chops
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    chops never met prope

  5. skottyj
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    If you have the MLB Ballpark app you can see where they are selling everything. Seems like they're going to have another Beers of the Midwest stand behind home plate.
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  8. IWMB
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    What's the problem? They advertise all around the league.
  9. sycked
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  10. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    That's a big lock.
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    big, big brady fan low, low, mortgage rates.
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  12. Stockdale4Veep
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    Some mighty fine IPAs on that list
  13. IWMB
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    +1 had the burger with Italian sausage, mozzarella, and marinara last night in the Craft Kave; I had a few bites. Shit slays.

    At $14 for a double, with the sausage, and chips, it's a way better deal than, say, the Merk's burger on the 1st base side for $10.
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    The only thing I have had to eat at the park this year has been the regular old nachos on "Opening Day." Had a shit ton of peppers on it; burned my butt hole.
  15. Deuce
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    Any beefs?
  16. CaptainBallz
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    My only food so far has been a sahsage and fried ravs from Beggar's in CF.

    Good, but :cmon:
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  19. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    :shrug:

    If the kiosk doesn't mark the return of 24 oz Anti Hero, who cares?
  20. Cheeses
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  21. DepaulSox
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    Did you spill any on your skirt? This is about as cuck as it gets.
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  22. IWMB
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    Oh look, this piece of shit decided to drop by

    :flush:
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    Last weekend at the Sunday game I did a lap around the park in like the 8th; saw a woman arguing with the people at the Italian Beef stand cause she wanted to cash in the free Buenoa beef card she just won on the race. She didn't understand that it's redeemable in the actual locations and not at the park.
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  28. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

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    I searched for this and didn't see anything. So if it was posted before you can go fuck yourself IWMB.:

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/ct-ent-get-in-it-musicfest-0801-story.html

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  30. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Lineup sux.
  31. y2chae
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    That is a pretty bad lineup
  32. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    :thatsracist:

    Cheeses only likes bands composed of 50YO white guys who know him personally.
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  33. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Defending Macklemore?

    :bird2:
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  34. y2chae
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    The first two headliners are :whitepeople2:
  35. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Lupe Fiasco was cool...about 10 years ago.
  36. sycked
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  37. IWMB
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    :pass:

    The 1st day of fall is the 22nd

    :bird2:
  38. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    THAT'S the fucking thing you nitpick out of this? Not the shitty name or the shitty lineup or the fact it'll probably be half full?
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  39. Cheeses
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    Watch out, Queens of the Stone Age -- Jeremih is coming for you!!!
  40. IWMB
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    All that shit has pretty much already been done :shrug:
  41. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Shitty Chicago Tribune
  42. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    :nod:
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  43. y2chae
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    I don't know if cheeses has heard more than 2 Lupe songs but if that is the best act you announce... it's bad.

    Odd mix of artists too, like they are just going for mass appeal
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    Looks like Fifth Harmony is comprised of mostly Latina chicks but DNCE is apparently some band that's fronted by a Jonas brother, so between them and Macklemore there should be plenty of :whitepeople2: in attendance (of the 20k that show up)
  45. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Lmao fat joe
  46. skottyj
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    @itsnotrequired Do you still have the Fat Joe calling card? Or was it Big Pun?

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